ThePanda

Some months ago zere was zis huge thingee abt how zey planned to introduce three wheelers (more pleasantly called choochs henceforth) in London, and ze indian media had a field day telling ppl abt how choochs were a superior transport option to cabs and busses…............. Don’t let these guys fool u, recent experience has shown ze panda that choochs r not designed for humans, and pandas (though ze chimps who seem to be driving these things around seem to luv it so I can’t be sure). Right now Delhi is moderately cold (duh its winter) and umm though not snowing or nething, u do need to wear something like a sweater (usually a fleece in my case)...... U start noticing ze problem with choochs even b4 u enter one, with all ze haggling to get prices down to a reaasonable level (and umm I pay more than most ppl wud, so its not like I am ruining their bussiness or nething… Then u enter one & its nearly impossible to fit in there and ur knees end up gnashed agains ze metallic thing separating ze driver from ze passenger, and every jolt and jerk on ze road is rather painfully transmitted up ur knee and torso, to umm more sensitive parts…......... Zen once u have finally managed to fit in, u tell ze driver to get going and u notice ze cooooooooooooold wind blowing at ur face, ze wind chill factor making it even cooooooler than it actually is (I know ‘coz my hand froze on my way thru Delhi)...... And then choochs have really ugly suspension, which makes sitting comfortably verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry hard….......... So me am wondering were ze londoners crazy to actually want one of these things, or had ze medias chimpish parts just overhyped some other thingee which these guys were introducing and named zat choooooch….......... Me wonder, while me unfreeze me hands…...............

Hmm seems zee chimps r back attacking my net connection, not allowing me to connect, and causing frequent bouts of SBD even when I am connected, SAD, ‘coz I really wantttttttttttttted to surffffffffffff a lil today, since today evening lotsa ppl wud be online and me wud wanna spend me time chatting with zem, and umm me had some work which me cud have finished if only these chimps didnt keep cutting off my net connnnnnnn…...........

U find out zat ppl have really been affected by ze chimp conspiracy ray, when u have god and satan featuring in nice little shows which until a few weeks back were sci-fi/adventure, or at least thats what I feel, which is y this weeks 7 days has me worried ‘coz the guy (ze chrononaut) has gone from fighting terrorists, assassins, and drug lords to fighting satan so zat he can save ze world from world war 3….... And here I actually liked zis series, and ze series writer with such utter disregard for a pandas likes and dislikes introduces satan into zis damn series…..... Somewhat like dark angel which had some funny looking creature appearing out of nowhere spitting goo on ppl so zat they got plastered to walls, and though dark angel was somewhat of a stretchy thingee earlier, zese recent additions (including Josepheus) have made it tooooooooooooo much of an impossibility to be actually enjoyable nemore…............ And over zis unenjoyable shows, I have a net conn which hasn’t been connecting for ze past 50 minutes, what is a panda supposed to do, huh….......

Ze Panda
Still trying to connect…............